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Penguins

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It depends what period Hitler we ordered.. rather like Elvis, early Hitler was possibly more fun than the bloated creature in a white jump suit who shot himself.

I may have got that wrong.

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If dinosaurs still exist, why are there pygmies and dwarves?

Posted by: wamba | February 27, 2006 10:15 AM

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[16:45:34] Joe says: I know. Are you volunteering to write some jokes?

[16:46:03] Martin says: I am German

[16:46:14] Joe says: good point

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[10:58] Þsg - Reprezent All My Homies Across The World.: Ahh gone are the days of the spork obsessed radical muslim.

[10:58] *** Auto-response sent to Þsg - Reprezent All My Homies Across The World.: Auto-away after 15 minutes... I'm probably still here, just reading a book or poking some badgers with spoons, or something...

[10:58] Þsg - Reprezent All My Homies Across The World.: Now it's all chemical weapons this, biological weapons that...

[10:58] Þsg - Reprezent All My Homies Across The World.: I remember the old days.

[10:59] Þsg - Reprezent All My Homies Across The World.: 60-90 heavily armed arabs in a camper van in the Afganistaini desert just getting along, praising Alah. Oh how Al Quieda has changed. And not for the better.

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Re: Who are the "community leaders" of "the gay community"?

posted by That James 4 hours ago

"Who do you think they are?"

Zippy, Bungle, George and Geoffrey.

"And are they any good at it?"

Not very, no.

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I always thought Jason Lee was cute too, but then I found out he was a Scientologist, and that turned me right off.

I just can't dig gullible cultists, I can't. I can't dig racists, anti-Semites, homophobes, misogynists, fascists, neo-Nazis, Republicans and Scientologists. Add Maoists too, 'cause they're just crazy.

Call me intolerant, but finding out an attractive guy buys into any of those ways of thinking is like finding out he has incurable B.O. or kicks kittens.

-- Tanya, Jan 19 2006, 09:12 AM