PaRiS runs for Parliament

[MooIRCders, in case you can't guess Attik-Invalid = Marie` - Well it's a stupid nick, it had to be either marie or martin ;) ]

(03:13) * @|PaRiS| starts cloning joe to forfill his outrageous pledge for a joe in every office by the year 2004

(03:13) * @|PaRiS| places a small, "Mini-Joe" on OC's desk.

(03:13) (@OrganizedChaos): lol

(03:14) * @|PaRiS| hands the "Mini-Joe" a "Mini-Red-Flag" and a "Mini-Billy Bragg" Album.

(03:14) (@Attic-Invalid): I thought he was mine. :(

(03:14) * @Attic-Invalid sighs.

(03:14) * @|PaRiS| draws attention to "Mini-Joes" "Mini-T-Shirt" which reads "Smash The Mini-State" - Amusingly.

(03:14) (@|PaRiS|): :P

(03:14) (@Joe): my mini-clone says he would like a mini hi-fi to play the mini bb album on

(03:14) (@mouseBAT): oh I can see this getting verrrrry irritating...

(03:14) * @|PaRiS| hands Marie another Mini-Joe.

(03:15) * @|PaRiS| makes a "Mini-Hi-Fi" for the "Mini-Joe"

(03:15) * @Prodigal|Son eats a mini joe

(03:15) * @Attic-Invalid puts one in every room and even installs an air-freshner!! :D

(03:15) (@|PaRiS|): NO PS! DO NOT EAT THE MINI JOES!

(03:15) (@|PaRiS|): :|

(03:15) (@Prodigal|Son): mmm, yum, tasty

(03:15) * @|PaRiS| snatches the headless "Mini Joe" back from PS.

(03:15) (@|PaRiS|): Bad monkey

(03:15) * @|PaRiS| slaps PS

(03:15) (@mouseBAT): they are carcinogenic

(03:16) * @Prodigal|Son floses his teeth

(03:16) (@Prodigal|Son): everything is carcinogenic

(03:16) (@Attic-Invalid): Ewwies.

(03:16) (@mouseBAT): damn

(03:16) * @Attic-Invalid curls nose in obvious disgust.

(03:16) (@Prodigal|Son): lol

(03:16) (@Attic-Invalid): BZYE

(03:16) (@Attic-Invalid): BYE**

(03:16) (@Attic-Invalid): Sorry,my brother pushed me.

(03:16) * @OrganizedChaos licks the carpet

(03:16) (@Attic-Invalid): See ta.

(03:16) (@Attic-Invalid): YA

(03:16) (@Joe): BZYE MARZIE

(03:16) (@mouseBAT): ooroo!

(03:16) * @OrganizedChaos dies

(03:16) (@|PaRiS|): carpet licking?

(03:17) (@OrganizedChaos): later Marie

(03:17) °°° Signoff: Attic-Invalid (RecentlyEm@frtc-adsl-208.eastky.net) #moo (Quit: Fuck you all. No really I like you, we really do. :))

(03:17) (@|PaRiS|): now that would be a change of subject.

(03:17) (@OrganizedChaos): indeed :P

(03:17) (@|PaRiS|): so OC, how is Britney?

(03:17) (@|PaRiS|): :P

(03:17) * @mouseBAT pokes OrganisedChaos with his toe

(03:17) (@OrganizedChaos): LOL

(03:17) (@|PaRiS|): speaking of carpet licking.

(03:17) * @OrganizedChaos bites mouseBAT's toe

(03:17) (@OrganizedChaos): i've done no carpet licking

(03:17) (@OrganizedChaos): so feck off

(03:17) * @mouseBAT shrieks and jumps in the air

(03:18) * @OrganizedChaos smacks mouseBAT with a 2x4

(03:18) * @mouseBAT thanks OrganisedChaos

(03:18) * @|PaRiS| creates several hundred "Mini-Joe" 's and trains them in "Urban Combat" and "Marital Arts" - later arming them with automatic weapons and large hunting knives.

(03:18) * @|PaRiS| lets them loose on PS.

(03:18) (@mouseBAT): >Marital Arts ROFL

(03:18) (@|PaRiS|): ATTACK MY MINI JOES!

(03:18) * @|PaRiS| watches the "Mini-Joes" hump OC

(03:19) (@|PaRiS|): er

(03:19) (@|PaRiS|): PS

(03:19) (@|PaRiS|): they are practically the same anyway!

(03:19) (@|PaRiS|): what difference does it make?

(03:19) (@|PaRiS|): ;)

(03:19) * @OrganizedChaos humps back

(03:19) * @Prodigal|Son gets a bat

(03:19) * @Prodigal|Son starts hitting mini joes around every where

(03:19) (@mouseBAT): well I guess it depends on whether OrganisedChaos will enjoy it or not

(03:19) * @|PaRiS| smiles with glee as the "Mini-Joes", 1 1/8 the size of a real Joe, made PS's pant leg all sticky.

(03:19) ! @Joe whacks Prodigal|Son with a mouseBAT to save his miniclones

(03:20) * @Prodigal|Son squashes them like bugs

(03:20) (@|PaRiS|): urban combat and marital arts

(03:20) (@|PaRiS|): that was a good one

(03:20) * @mouseBAT stands at mid-wicket

(03:20) (@Joe): mouseBAT: DON'T MENTION THE CRICKET

(03:20) * @mouseBAT shakes his head to clear the ringing

(03:20) (@Joe): I DID ONCE, BUT I THINK I GOT AWAY WITH IT

(03:20) (@Prodigal|Son): i made my shoes sticky now :)

(03:20) (@mouseBAT): hahahahahahahaha

(03:21) * @|PaRiS| nukes Austrialia... "now you have two lots of Ashes".

(03:21) (@OrganizedChaos): lol

(03:21) (@|PaRiS|): One symbolises the death of english cricket, the other the death of... you.

(03:21) (@|PaRiS|): you kangaroo humping criminal twat.

(03:21) (@|PaRiS|): (s)

(03:21) (@|PaRiS|): ;)

(03:22) (@mouseBAT): ROFL

(03:22) (@mouseBAT): sorry I was just looking at the score from the last test

(03:22) * @|PaRiS| wanders over to his "Secret Area" and pulls down the "Secret Area Display urtain" revealing the "Secret Mini-Joe producing clone-o-matic"

(03:22) (@Prodigal|Son): one way, or another, i'm going to find you, i'm going to get ya, get ya, get ya

(03:22) * @|PaRiS| watches as it produces 2 clones every 10 seconds.

(03:22) (@OrganizedChaos): lol

(03:23) * @OrganizedChaos notes that the "secret area" is actually Mark's ass

(03:23) (@Prodigal|Son): is that one clone every 5 seconds?

(03:23) (@|PaRiS|): PS: sssh thats a secret

(03:23) * @mouseBAT modifies the Secret Mini-Joe producing clone-o-matic to produce Secret Mini-Joe producting clone-o-matics instead of Mini-Joes.

(03:23) (@Prodigal|Son): opps, sorry

(03:23) (@|PaRiS|): oh no

(03:23) (@mouseBAT): no it's non-linear

(03:23) * @|PaRiS| see's the channel fill up with clone-o-matics

(03:24) (@mouseBAT): exponentially

(03:24) (@OrganizedChaos): lol

(03:24) * @Prodigal|Son steals a couple

(03:24) (@|PaRiS|): NO NO WE HAVE TO EJECT THE CLITSAQ HE R JUST NOT TAQUOR IT J)) FOOLZ!

(03:24) * @Prodigal|Son makes millions of mini george bushes

(03:24) * @OrganizedChaos kicks PS in the face

(03:24) (@OrganizedChaos): bastard

(03:24) (@Prodigal|Son): lol

(03:24) (@OrganizedChaos): nooooooooo!!!!!!!

(03:24) * @|PaRiS| "Ejects the Clitsaq"

(03:24) (@|PaRiS|): phew

(03:24) (@|PaRiS|): could have all gone very wrong there.

(03:24) (@OrganizedChaos): lol

(03:24) (@mouseBAT): blimey

(03:24) (@mouseBAT): that was close |PaRiS|

(03:25) * @|PaRiS| looks around at the now serene channel.

(03:25) (@|PaRiS|): J00 THINK YER FUNNY SPUDZ? WELL J00 ARENT CUZ MY FREND NADSAQ JACQSON QILL KICK YOUR ASS ANYDAY

(03:25) (@|PaRiS|): so there.

(03:25) (@mouseBAT): |PaRiS| are you channeling someone?

(03:25) (@|PaRiS|): yes.

(03:25) (@|PaRiS|): AOL MAN

(03:25) (@OrganizedChaos): lol

(03:25) * @|PaRiS| is possessed...

(03:26) * @|PaRiS| starts shaking around and otherwise behaving like elvis on cra... stage.

(03:26) °°° Nick Change: |PaRiS| is now AOL_MAN

(03:26) (@AOL_MAN): IM SOO SMAERT THAT DEEZNUTZ HAVE NO IDEEA WHAT MY CLITSAQPASTE WAREZJUICE HAS TO DO WITH THE FAGAPPLE JAGMELLON BUT HOW THE MOMUHAZZNUGG HAS A BIG WAREZGIFREWM

(03:26) * @mouseBAT dons spew-proof poncho and starts exorcising |PaRiS|

(03:26) (@AOL_MAN): HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OBVIOUSLY HE MEANT CLITJUICEPASTE FOR THOSE NIGGEROX IN THE WAREZ GIF MOMUHZFUX ASS DOG KILLAH REWMZ

(03:26) (@OrganizedChaos): lol

(03:26) (@AOL_MAN): THA POWER OF CHRISTOR COMPELLS J00

(03:27) (@Joe): (@AOL_MAN): THA POWER OF CHRISTOR COMPELLS J00 <-- J00 MADE THAT ONE UP

(03:27) (@Jeff_K): lol

(03:27) °°° Nick Change: AOL_MAN is now |PaRiS|

(03:27) (@|PaRiS|): yes im a fraud

(03:27) (@|PaRiS|): :(

(03:27) (@Joe): hehe

(03:27) (@|PaRiS|): AOL MAN is dead.

(03:27) (@|PaRiS|): or klined

(03:27) (@|PaRiS|): but his spirit lives on.