Intelligence In Action

This was sent to me by Pillhead, I have no idea of the origin of the article or who sensored the names!

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[Josh]: oh, i feel so bad now

mel: ?

[Josh]: [Incredibly Gullible Person] asked what kind of RAM he needed for his celeron

[Josh]: I told him BUTT RAM, Biderectional Univolt Transit Timing ram

[Josh]: the hard variety

[Josh]: he didn't believe me, so he asked Rob, but I had already told Rob to vouch for it

mel: lol

mel: !

mel: surely he didn't BELIEVE you...

[Josh]: so now [Incredibly Gullible Person]'s headed to the computer store to ask for a hard BUTT$

mel: :-o

mel: omg

[Josh]: lmao

[Josh]: I'm such a terrible person

mel: he should know better than at least to believe you guys

mel: :-P

[Josh]: haha

mel: that is BAD

mel: you are a BAD person! :-P

[Josh]: yup

[Josh]: poor [Incredibly Gullible Person]

[Josh]: he signed off just a second ago

mel: good Lord *still laughing* that is so bad

mel: what store was he going to?

[Josh]: dunno

[Josh]: oh, that I could be the clerk at that store

[Josh]: and say, "Bend Over Baby"

mel: lol

mel: bad!

[Josh]: hehehehe

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later...

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mel: I see he's back...dare I ask?

[Josh]: bwahahahaha

[Josh]: [Incredibly Gullible Person]: Fear Me and my new ram!:-D

[Josh]: oooo

[Josh]: I do

[Incredibly Gullible Person]: I shoulda done this alooooooooong time ago

[Josh]: 1 ph34r j00

[Josh]: Biderectional Univolt Transit Timing ram

[Josh]: is that what you got?

[Incredibly Gullible Person]: negative

[Incredibly Gullible Person]: normal sdram

[Josh]: ??

[Josh]: how come?

[Josh]: the bilateral stuff is faster

[Incredibly Gullible Person]: also 3 times more around here

[Josh]: eh?

[Josh]: more what?

[Josh]: expensive?

[Incredibly Gullible Person]: yup

[Josh]: damnit sugar wham bam...

[Josh]: well...

[Josh]: go into that store and tell them that you want fast Biderectional Univolt Transit

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Timing $

[Josh]: for cheap, too

mel: WTF?

[Josh]: hahaha

mel: they told him it was more expensive?!

[Josh]: he actually believes it exists

[Josh]: wtf

[Josh]: i know

mel: BAHAHAHA

[Josh]: I can't stop laughing

[Josh]: I can just imagine him sitting around with friends telling them about fast BUTT RAM

mel: HEHEHEHEH YES

[Josh]: "Dude, BUTT RAM's are expensive"

[Josh]: clerk is just as mean as me

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