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Geek and nerd Joe Dunckley has in the past studied genetics, molecular and cell biology, worked in cancer research, and made contemptuous amounts of money from incompetently composed photographs. He now gets paid to sit at a desk laughing at the work of real scientists. The views expressed on this weblog are not his own; rather, he stole them from you through mind invasion.

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Somebody mentioned the concept of "sin"....

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Somebody mentioned the concept of "sin"....

With apologies to Mitchell and Webb, and further apologies if I invoke Godwin's Law along the way.

Pope: Very well. [puts phone down] They're coming. Now we'll see how these atheists deal with a crack vanity-published hack writer division.*

Cardinal: uh... papa?

Pope: Have courage my friend.

Cardinal: Yeah, ah... Papa, I've just noticed something.

Pope: These atheists are all amoral sinners.

Cardinal: Have you looked at our miters lately?

Pope: Our miters?

Cardinal: [nods] The badges on our miters. H.. have you looked at them?

Pope: What? No? A bit?

Cardinal: They've got Roman torture devices on them.

Pope: huh?

Cardinal: Have you noticed that our miters have actually got little pictures of devices that the Romans used for horrible painful murder on them?

Pope: I er.. I don't ...

Cardinal: Papa... are we the baddies?

* Yes, yes I did just make fun of vanity published writers on a blog. And?

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