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Geek and nerd Joe D has in the past studied genetics, molecular and cell biology, worked in cancer research, and made contemptuous amounts of money from incompetently composed photographs. The views expressed on this weblog are not his own; rather, he stole them from you through mind invasion.

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Recent articles

Cancer Evo: An introduction to cancer biology

As the Iraq War quietly passes Vietnam in cost...

In which London can be a not fun place to live sometimes

Did Darwin Kill God?

Here Comes Everybody

Soft Targets

Suspending disbelief

Grant Museum of Zoology

Flat Earth News

Creativity and science

Further research is necessary

Cancer Evolution

Origin Ch.15: Polemic

Having a BLAST with Darwin

Origin Ch.14: Explanatory power

Somebody mentioned the concept of "sin"....

With apologies to Mitchell and Webb, and further apologies if I invoke Godwin's Law along the way.

Pope: Very well. [puts phone down] They're coming. Now we'll see how these atheists deal with a crack vanity-published hack writer division.*

Cardinal: uh... papa?

Pope: Have courage my friend.

Cardinal: Yeah, ah... Papa, I've just noticed something.

Pope: These atheists are all amoral sinners.

Cardinal: Have you looked at our miters lately?

Pope: Our miters?

Cardinal: [nods] The badges on our miters. H.. have you looked at them?

Pope: What? No? A bit?

Cardinal: They've got Roman torture devices on them.

Pope: huh?

Cardinal: Have you noticed that our miters have actually got little pictures of devices that the Romans used for horrible painful murder on them?

Pope: I er.. I don't ...

Cardinal: Papa... are we the baddies?

* Yes, yes I did just make fun of vanity published writers on a blog. And?

Keywords: Mitchell and Webb, humour, religion, satire

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