George the creationist
Read about member of parliament George Galloway in any British newspaper, no matter what its editorial policy or political situation, and you will read about corrupt, self-serving Stalinist dullard on an ego-trip. But I hardly have any sympathy for British newspapers to begin with, and since the Telegraph was sued for faking the documents linking him to oil-for-food fraud,[1] I can hardly trust them to behave themselves and paint a true picture of the man. Just look at the faces of the assembled US Senate as Galloway puts on the full war-crimes indictment, and tell me you didn't grin a little? Similarly, he's not afraid to savage the likes of Sky News.[2] He asks difficult questions and makes a scene, which is a good thing, especially in the current political climate. And he has a record of liberalism on most social issues.[3]
And yet, I can't help thinking that participating in a reality television show is deserving of a good solid punch in the face alone. Engaging young people in politics? What a wanker. And Galloway does seem to have associated with a variety of unsavoury characters over the years, with some rather illiberal ideas -- from Stalinists to Islamic fundamentalists via the anti-abortion movement -- which perhaps qualify him for extremist crank status, verging on the religious fundamentalist himself.[4][5] (Though other fundamentalists have denounced him as a "false prophet", apparently.[6]) The perception of Galloway as an ego-maniac with no real interest in doing the job that voters have given him is difficult to deny when you see the man's record of attendance in parliament (11% of votes) and his constituency, even when you take into account reporting bias.[3] And yet, through all of this, I have never been quite willing to dismiss the man entirely when it's so difficult to get a clear picture of his opinions and activities.
But while I was away, Galloway broke the camel's back with this little parcel of wisdom, broadcast on national talk radio:†
"I was looking at my little six month old baby today beginning to take his first steps crawling across the hall of the Methodist Central Hall today, and it doesn’t look like an accident to me. He doesn’t look like an accident of evolutionary chance to me. I’m not really prepared to believe that from the bottom-dwelling slugs of the pond came the voice of Pavarotti. I’m not really prepared to believe that Albert Einstein and a spider are really the same thing, that they just took a different evolutionary path."[7]
Oh yes. Well done, George. That would be a scientific literacy age of.. what? Eleven? I'll give you a clue: Darwin did not write a famous book titled On The Origin Of Species By Means Of Chance. Seriously, even the famously bat-shit insane and reality-hostile organisation Answers in Genesis know that natural selection is not "chance". Everything in this quote betrays the fact that Galloway knows less about science and natural history than the average six year old. Such ignorance of science is itself sufficient reason to question a member's ability to make decisions in parliament, considering the sort of issues that parliament is asked to consider. But coupled with the other assembled charges against him, it's pretty good evidence that Galloway is simply not qualified for any career beyond sitting around in leotard pretending to be a cat.[8] Preferably with no television cameras present. There are long arguments under way regarding whether Galloway is actually a Creationist, and if that is how he would describe himself. It's irrelevant. Either way, he has displayed ignorance of a magnitude that is worrying in a member of parliament.
† I have been unable to find a full transcript, so I can not be sure that this quote is not being taken out of context. However, nobody has indicated that the quote is being dishonestly used. About the only context which could redeem Galloway here would be if the next sentence acknowledged that everything in the quote is a straw man.
References
- ^ The Guardian, 2006. Telegraph loses Galloway libel appeal
- ^ http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/galloway-on-sky-p1.php
- a,b They Work For You: Galloway.
- ^ Andrew Anthony, George Galloway has the most amazing ability to see the best in everyone - even homicidal dictators like Saddam The Guardian, Friday October 28, 2005.
- ^ Cristina Odone, Things get bitter for the real Eastenders. The Observer, Sunday April 17, 2005. (paragraph 20)
- ^ BBC News: Galloway told to avoid his home.
- ^ Galloway comes out as a creationist
- ^ For those fortunate enough not to be aware of it, this is a reference to Galloway's appearance on Big Brother.
JBoyd
Crikey, I thought that those of us on the God-bothering side of the fence were supposed to have a monopoly on intolerance!
And deciding George Galloway is beyond the pale on the basis of this comment is a bit like saying that you weren't sure about John Major until you read his book about cricket and disagreed with it......
Posted at 2008-01-01 21:15:30 - [Ban] - [Del]